Fun, sassy, intelligent 41 yr old, 5'6", attractive, bi-comfortable female seeking to fulfill drama free fantasies and find hot sex buddies for good times in and out of the bedroom. I am open to meeting like-minded men within the ages of mid-twenties to 48 yrs old and couples. Please be in relatively decent shape and, obviously, disease free. PLEASE READ: I am for real and request that if your profile doesn't have at least one face pic that you include one when contacting me. I will reciprocate if I think there might be a connection. I like to see face pics more for the eyes than anything. I'm looking for "crazy eyes" ( a purely subjective indicator that I rely on ). If you have crazy eyes please seek professional help and don't contact me. I know we're all not photogenic and pictures can be misleading but that's just how it goes. ALSO: I am not a fan of lengthy, drawn out emails or texts back and forth. I am very respectful and understand discretion. As much as I would like to reply to every email, it's just not feasible so please assume a no response equals "not-interested". Yes, I know they have the quick email feature but guess what? This way is quicker! [COLOR red]WARNING: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this or you may copy and paste this one. - You DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this or you may copy and paste this one. [/COLOR]

Der ideale Mensch für mich Fun, friendship, sexy time, real people who are easy going and kindhearted. Warm eyes and a genuine smile go a long way with me. I'm not into gossip or putting down other people out of spite or insecurity. Jealousy is a waste of energy.

"Stable-ly" unstable individuals who are cool to hang out with.

I am bi-comfortable which means I do play with women but I prefer men and would ideally like to find a few regulars ( men and/or couples ) to f**k and hang out with.

One-nighters are great but I find that sexual chemistry typically increases with repeated rendezvous.

I prefer to play with men at least 5'10" tall and I like sexy hands. You know those guys with sausage fingers? That's not sexy.

I like a little scruff or clean shaves on my men and strong bodies.

If your profile indicates that you're retarded....( and I mean that in a non-judgmental way towards actual persons with disabilities ).....then I am not the woman for you.

Playdates must have a brain, a great sense of humor, a car and confidence. While many of you might find this appealing in your women, arrogance and rudeness are a turn-off. Just be real and be yourself. If the chemistry is there then it's on!!!